16 Oct 2009

“Balloon Boy” Was a Hoax!

Author: admin | Filed under: News

That family who claims their 9yr old said he saw their 6yr old son get into the balloon before it flew up into the sky.. ARE A BUNCH OF LIARS. Disgusting media whores, who pimp out their children to modern media.

I can’t believe they would use their child for a publicity stunt like that. Oh wait, yes I can, they are terrible parents.

They have done the show “Wife Swap” not once, but TWICE. The dad is this crazy womanizing hot head and the mom is a submissive nutter who obediently works as his slave.

All day yesterday as I kept seeing news about that balloon I kept thinking I had seen it somewhere before but I couldn’t place it. Oh but I had. I had seen it on “Wife Swap”.

Just after I heard on the radio that the boy had been located in his attic hiding in a box this morning, they played an audio that went a little something like this:

Dad: Didn’t you hear us calling your name?
Boy: Yes.
Dad: Why didn’t you come out?
Boy: Because of the show……

Of course I thought that was odd but then a few hours later (just now actually) I saw the clip on the news, I saw the dad holding the boy and I instantly recognized who they were. Then I saw the mother. BRAVO. I see you have all been working on your acting, not.

Mr. Heene fancies himself a bit of a mad scientist and would undoubtedly do this to bring exposure to his dumb balloon experiment. I am sure as news crews followed his balloon in the air he found himself covered with delight.

I blatantly noticed ZERO mention of “Wife Swap” during the news broadcast on FOX News today.

The 911 call. It is POSSIBLE, though unlikely that the mom wasn’t in on it. She is dumb enough to not know but she would probably go along with it anyways it because that is her subservient way. In the 911 call, please note how when the dad is describing his “Flying Soccer” his voice suddenly becomes calm and an understandable. I love how he stops to see who is calling his cell phone and everything too.. Such a total dirt bag. The he “disappears” from the phone at the end, just leaving the 911 dispatcher saying “Hello? Hello?”. I am just he just put the phone down and walked away, that is the kind of person this guy is, srsly. Go watch the Wife Swap episodes he did and you will see what I mean.

Update: It has just been reported that the dad’s 1st call was to the FAA 2nd to a tv station and the 3rd to 911! I told you he was a dirt bag. Now we know why he was so curious to see who was calling his cell, he wouldn’t want to miss CNN now would he.

Those people should NOT be parents. The mother is dumb as rocks and the dad is a real nut job! They raise those kids in the most bizarre and terrible way. They are storm chasers, which means if there is a hurricane within a few hundred miles they get up at 2am and drive right into it. The kids sleep in their clothes so they can be ready to go at a moments notice. I just heard Child Protective Services is going to investigate. I hope they do a thorough job of it.

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APPALLING!!!!!!!!!!


 

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2 Responses to ““Balloon Boy” Was a Hoax!”

  1. Wahacked Out Crazy Says:

    I dont know if you can take their kids away just because theyre stupid. But you can charge them for scrambling precious 911 resources and sending them on a wild goose chase. Use the full extents. This dad is a complete retard. Hell, if I ruled the galaxy I would order immediate termination!

  2. admin Says:

    Oh being stupid isn’t the only reason they shouldn’t be parents. They put those kids in danger but that is just my opinion. CPS will find the facts and decide the right course of action I am sure.

    I can’t get over what a piece of work the dad is…geeze!

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